All my life I've been a Sagittarius. I read my horoscope everyday and chuckle at what a typical little Sag I am. Today however, I here that the heavens have friggin shifted! I have been re-categorized back into what the ancient Babylonians initially intended, and they wanted me to be an Ophiuchus! This is the ugliest name of anything that has ever been named, so this has to mean something terrible. Nowhere on the internet can you find today's horoscope for the pitiful Ophiuchus, so how should I know what to do? What do I eat for lunch? I don't know who I am anymore! Do I still like salad??
Thursday, January 13, 2011
I'm an Ophiuchus??!!!!
All my life I've been a Sagittarius. I read my horoscope everyday and chuckle at what a typical little Sag I am. Today however, I here that the heavens have friggin shifted! I have been re-categorized back into what the ancient Babylonians initially intended, and they wanted me to be an Ophiuchus! This is the ugliest name of anything that has ever been named, so this has to mean something terrible. Nowhere on the internet can you find today's horoscope for the pitiful Ophiuchus, so how should I know what to do? What do I eat for lunch? I don't know who I am anymore! Do I still like salad??
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Wait this is huge, does this mean I am also?
ReplyDeleteYes Amy, yes!
ReplyDeleteFirst we lost Pluto, now this.
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