"F@#* this, I'm out!"

This guy is my favorite gorilla of 2011 (there's still time). All his friends and family have been all walkin' around on all fours his whole life, and then today he was like "WTF....WHY??"

He just gets up, grabs his hunk of wood and walks out. You can't see the next part, but he jumps into a Dodge Stratus, lights a cigarette and drives himself to a movie.